The hype is real. Palmetto OG Kush is the original indica fan favourite, and considered the top dog grand daddy father figure to all other kushes out there.

Platinum Cookies is the sweet and spicy sativa-hybrid that puts all other cookies to shame. Your relative’s cookies are yesterday’s news. The future is platinum, my friend. And the future is starting to feel pretty good.

What if we told you that inside your mind is an entire galaxy waiting to be explored? That each fleeting thought was actually a brilliant shining star? And orbiting each one of those microscopic stars were tiny little planets? And there, orbiting every star, on every planet, sitting deep within a couch, is you.

Born to famous parents (OG Kush and Sour Diesel), Headband has a lot to live up to. But he's slowly forging his own way in the world—a smooth criminal with a lemony disposition and his own approach to life.

Some people stay close to home, some like to sing among the stars. This is a sweet indica-hybrid that can leave you in both places simultaneously. Confused? Don't sweat it—Nuken knows which way is up.

Potpourri is a lot of things. Quite literally, it’s a miscellaneous mixture of stuff. Or a medley of dried flowers meant to enhance a space or state of mind with it’s sweet floral fragrance. Well, Pink Kush is a lot of things too, but it’s mostly the last thing. The only thing we know for sure is that it’s definitely a good thing.

If Blueberry were someone from your high school days, it would have been prom royalty, captain of the varsity team and valedictorian. Ten years later, you'd look it up on the web only to see it's as happy, successful and gorgeous as ever, because there's nothing Blueberry isn't good at. You'd be jealous, except Blueberry is also the sincerest, kindest indica you know. ‍

A story in four parts: One was an ape, but he wasn't alone. Two was a beast man from the forbidden zone. Three was trouble, so he escaped when he could. Four was the knowledge that they blew it up good. That'll all make more sense when you try this sticky monster of a hybrid. Or it won't. It doesn't really matter, does it?

One time we were out hiking and we found this little waterfall, fed from a glacier somewhere north. We stood under it, not so much chilled as shattered by the cold water, but, you know, in that good, relaxing way. Shishka is a bit like that. But for your soul.

Scamp. Scallywag. Maker of mischief. Rapscallion! Raskal is a troublemaker, no doubt. With a capital T. But the thing about troublemakers is that sometimes you sorta want one hanging around. Because a little Raskal can go a long way.

Have you ever Googled “Agent Orange?” Don’t. It’s awful. We have no idea why somebody decided that’s a good name for a weed strain. We’d change it if we could but we can’t. What we can do is grow it and roll it for you, because despite the terrible name, this weed is really, really good.

There’s a saying about old dawgs and new tricks and a serious lack of learning, but here’s the thing: What if the old tricks are really, really good? Do we even need new tricks? Leave my dawg alone―he’s great the way he is.